Snicker-snicker or achoo-achoo? Lions both laugh at and sneeze due to you.

Feel not broigus as an object of their chortle-sniffs; forsooth, even without your presence, their paws would hide surreptitious whiffs.

Years erstwhile had some of these cats leaving keepers paranoid and amiss. Their mental instauration cost them thousands for just an ounce of normal bliss.

Tee-hee tee-hee or itchy-itchy? Whichever one—it is a *lion*, so do not remedy with a behind-the-ear scritchy. ; )