Let us talk about some beary important issues of the pressing variety. Our fur is matted and in need of a decent brush, but we will need an item better-suited than a painter’s hake for Teddy’s sake. There are some who may pass judgment on those who find themselves in the following pickle: trying to turn lemons into lemonade without a semblance of sugar. This rencounter will evolve into a fruit-food fight if we cannot learn to both grin and bear it. We each may be skilled with phronesis, so expectations are high; let us engage these foods in fisticuffs instead and use the mash to concoct a fur wash with detangling properties—please. I knew if we remained cool as cucumbers, we could squeeze out a solution. Orange you glad two ursine heads are better than one? I know such a notion tickles me pretty pretty in pink. ; )