
Welcome to the first dino-caucus. We are here to select someone to leads us through the current mess that is all these shooting stars—they are SO bright and keep so many of us up at night. A few million years from now, a being known as Zeuxis will be quite deft at creating an ideal from select characteristics of distinct individuals; we should apply his scheme to our current needs. Spikey, you seem to carry with you the best traits of each of us. Would you be willing to run against Rexy’s elitists and Plessy’s geoid-obsessives? In order to convince the dinos at large to vote for you, it will be necessary to see yourself as a hierophant-asaurus, able to both convince the urgency of celestial matters and, as well, your ability to address them with effective action. Oh! That is a perfect campaign slogan!: I Likey Spikey! ; )
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