Do not jump to conclusions regarding the intentions of thy friends lest thee balkanize a family into feuding couplets and trios upset.

Do not jump out of fear at the sound of a shivaree for that clamour is meant to celebrate and well-wish lovers lovely.

Do not let the velutinous koala jump on your head after you wake it from slumber by crack-stepping on a fallen eucalyptus branch. Placate it, instead, by replying to its grunting yawn with a local lullaby.

If you do not jump, your lockering of hair may stay in place, but bouncing curls can be charming around a joyful face.

Do not jump to an end for ends are punctuated points. If the jump is to begin, though, then jump like bunnies’ joints. ; )