Meow! I just want to sleep! It was irritating enough when you adopted that whiny maltipoo, but that VCR light is the ultimate creep!
I do not have access to spondulicks to pay you off for a night’s rest, but relieving you from this mouth’s bite might, for you, be best.
Else, I could, as a tessaraglot, plead my case in a language better suited to convince. Lion, tiger, or panther are available if kitty does not express lucid-enough hints.
Some cultures have revered me as a totem of sorts and would never ask me to this annoyance endure. I am happy to carve my likeness into either your divan or forehead if you do continue to ignore for snore. ; )