Meow? Yes? For what reason have you requested my appearance from hiding place? Oh, yeah! I will most definitely eat that nosegay if you bring it closer to my face.

What? You want *me* to cuddle *you* because regarding company you are impatient? Well, it will cost you two pouches of catnip to use me as your friend calefacient.

You think that is too hefty a price to pay for my company and purrs? Know that I can not only be a remora to the fulfilment of your social needs, but I can release paw fangs with grrrs.

Meow-kay. I suppose a fresh tuna all to myself will suffice for now. But, know this: waking me from my cat nap for any reason less will earn you a smack down à la scratch-bite-meow-pow. : )