Why is my gaze above the cover rather than on the page? Well, your malapert remark was remarkably inept at not garnering my attention. I will have you know that my presence here is not due to being rigwelted, so opting for the appellative of Lucy The Lame in your greeting may be considered a gross misfire. This a place for comfort and cogitation. Speaking of thoughts, though, my reply to your not-so-welcoming words is a reminder that during amphidromia, children of five to seven days of life were given their names. And, since your maturity level seems to be about the same age, I think, henceforth, I will acknowledge you as Ricky The Prickly. ; )