Nominalism says I am oblong and blue, but I am not necessarily. I hope, though, that I might help provide some fun for you.
I am not impervium, but that is okay. If I break or wear down, you may find a kind like me at the local shop before heading to the bay.
There has been some hoopla regarding the quality of my brand, but, as a humble board, I must admit even I oft deserve time relegated to the sand.
Natural talents are welcome to take me for a ride, but I can also show a blast of a time to those born of tabula rasa as their surfingly groovy guide. ; )