“Teddy of the snowy plains, whose connate nature I thought sought dwellings during this time of year, what brings you out of hibernation this afternoon? ”

“Well, yes, yes, I understand you may be feeling ravenous and certainly caves tend to be pretty void of favorable sustenance, but unless you are looking for a snow-flavoured snow cone, you may as well be ranivorous out here.”

“I would share with you a sip from my flask to help warm you up a bit, but you are a teetotaler, huh? Your scarf and hat look pretty warmthful anyway, in addition to being quite spiffily stylish, so no worries.”

“You seem to be missing boots and gloves, though, dear bear with a, perhaps, perfunctory attitude towards appropriate dress, so why do not I pick you up and carry you to my place for tea with honey and toast with vegemite, okay? All I ask in return is a hug of your kind.” ; )