Tiny bug, I see that you are in a state of ataraxy in this breezy day’s vivid field of green and if you are a memorist, you may have before encountered a paw and experienced its tendency to love-tap entities that incite its curious nature. Please, do not feel the need to retreat from your love taps; you will just enervate yourself. But, more importantly, it boosts my self esteem when I succeed with squishes on first attempts, so, really, just remain still in your mindfulness of zen. Oh, and you misheard me if you thought I said ‘squish’. I meant ‘love tap’. Those terms sound the same, so I understand how that misinterpretation may have left you a bit concerned. I only have an appetency to make you feel welcome and safe, so please consider my paw an olive branch of sorts. I hope you might accept my paw and help me satisfy my appetite for crunchy-protein yum today. What? Oh, no, no, no, no, no. ‘Crunchy-protein yum’ is a Cat-onese word for ‘welcoming hug’. Silly bug, tricks are for kits and I am a cat, so let go of fears that I want you to go splat. ; )
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