“Oh! What a both spiffily sparkly and rousingly rutilant box you have there. Is it for *me*?

“I wish it housed a periwinkle pony, but as I am not borrel, I will guess it contains, instead, tinier glee.

“When I see what resides in unwrapped cube, will I jump for joy or galumph around in circles of celebration or, in awe of splendor, freeze?

“Well, whether this gift contains polished opal ring, ruvid stone, or gem inbeteeen, the wrapping’s resplendence, itself, is enough to please.” ; )