This is a paw. Inside this paw is a claw.

Paw’s fur is fleecy. Its dander causes sneezy.

Claw is razor sharp. It can fillet toughest carp.

Now, owner of the paw has class; caviar is okay, but not bass.

If paw finds incondite art in the house, claw will rectify and place blame on mouse.

If human tries to remove claw from foot, paw will circumvent attempt and in secret place will hairball be put.

If beanfeasts leave spilled milk and fallen scraps, the first will receive laps and the second paw taps.

Claw can maim. Paw can love. Consequences are puredee contingent on mood of owner of fuzzy glove. ; )