Water on tongue suits this kitty just feline, but if any drops land on fur, the mayhem that follows will be multiplied by nine.

Order Of The Bath flairs red ribbons on knights. Ordering wrath for a bath is cat-sequence with bloody stains from bleeding bites.

Local shrievalty has called for drinking vessels to only be permitted within a splash-free zone. Violators are not given a bone.

Sensitivity to liquids is a gentilitial trait of kitty kin; outside is meant for warm and dry while quenching belongs solely within. ; )