Even bird brains will often wonder, “What benefit to me is all this dang grooming for another?”

Lycanthropy seems to work without work, so how about aviansexiness as an auto-perk?

And, preference would be to abstain from daily bath. Will worms suffice as cafar to secure that path?

Also, in the penetralium of this feathered breast lives desire to be liked with wings a bit messed.

Impressing for love leaves soul anxious and ill, especially when ghosting leaves self alone with the bill.

Mind now inquires, “Can fondness for self when groomed and clean be sufficient reason to continue to preen?” ; )