Meow that I am a mum to furless ducklings, I will need enough food for three, so please embiggen the bowl of kibble you usually relay to just me.

You may be thinking that my offspring would like a daily bath for swim, but that is not true. I would never secrete the tub stopper and, no, nor do I think you dim.

My kids may not look like me and they can’t yet for selves quack, but don’t try to separate us; paw-claw swipes are fulminant at those who trade taps for flack.

Parenting is such a delight, especially when your babies have both skin tone and dispositions sunny. Why do you say they seem toyetic? Hey! Meow, that’s not funny! ; )