Pointy-eared pup, calm and cool, that scarfy scarf is not quite a panoply, but I think it will serve its purpose well, even if your uncovered tail takes on a bit of a chill.

Where did you get your scarf, Mr. Woof? Really? The tommyknockers gave it to you as a substitute for the bones you buried and could not later find? It is a nice shade of scarlet, to be sure, but lets us hope it is that because of dyes and not dies.

I do wish I had a mirror so that I could show you how splendid you appear, but, alas, you are not tall enough to see into the one above the bathroom sink and the etalon in the garage is set up to measure wavelengths, not wrapped necks.

Please be careful when wearing your new attire around the opposite sex because heaven knows that coup de foudre is a serious possibility with face above and body below wrapped in a giant, red bow, a present assuredly irresistible to some bitch. ; )