Ducks lay not golden eggs you see. While we do have bills, they just charge free. So, no output from us is worthy as a morceau de musée.
Quacks pitched high in triplicate may ring some inner ears, but sharing down for muffling would be a lenitive deed of Anatidae breed.
Those giant ducks known as pataches often cater to needs of their older sibs-with-jibs, but we normal-sized-and-quite-a-bit-more-civilized ducks see no need to ever call dibs.
Quackabilis, quackulus, quackicus: acheth miniknees in searcheth of crumbulus of breadens of heavenaris. Doth thou–in spite of this fowl Johnsonese–haveth yum-yum-us to replease these three quackees please? ; )