Godfright steed, to whom do you pray before trotting into the day? Certainly, you are made in the image of the mystical unicorn, albeit a bit more grey.
How do you pacify both those with spurs and those with horn? Headstrong, carry your burdens with perseverance through that which seems forlorn.
What is your purpose outside of riding saddle and horse-spirit law? Advantages taken may leave you feeling like krang, but there is reason for every piece of you, even those within which worth no one saw.
How do you find comfort during times when tails fall and hooves rest? It is perfectly acceptable for equines to be arctophiles as peace from teddy hugs are always the best. ; )