Pineapples precipitate from the sky; even a light sprinkle on head’s top will make toughest men cry.
Samurai anteambulo bests umbrellas for this scene if one wants to escape the ambush clean.
Those with more gumption and less fear may see chances to top prized pizzas and to slushies add sweetest cheer.
Catch fruity hail with either burlap or canvas bag; sheets of barège are sure to rip after they snag.
Vitiate tropical turmoil as best one can, perhaps best by wearing instead of a cap a pan.
Sage adage says turn lemons to lemonade, but with pineapples, just surviving unscathed makes the grade. ; )