Those cookies do look yum–I agree, but they should not have been placed within your reach.
If you opt to nosh on them, prepare to be chastised by the person whom you should ignore when they angry-preach.
Your owner might enjoy tea and biscuit in a rather miniard manner, but, for time’s sake, for your escape, I would snarf them at full speed.
You have no lazuline eyes with palbebral effects with which to charm your way out of the dog house, but droopy ears and a whimper should procure you a pillow if human food is what you choose for feed. ; )