Sleepy kitty, are you tuckered from playing cottabus with your saucer of milk and mewing over the puss with boots over whom you yarn?
Creative kitty, why do not you paw together a jugaad out of jingle balls, boxes, and wind-up mice so that you can take your calico friend somewhere furry nice?
Ameowsing kitty, will you collaborate with your clowder about serenading acatpella songs in order to catch the heart of the purrtner for whom your love longs?
Warmest kitty, the truthiness is that your crooked tail and floppy ear are just fine; just be yourself and cuddles will find you and that fancy feline. ; )