20.April.18


Doxy day at the beach. No squirrels in trees, buuut there are other entities here that–move. Those snowy birds look yum. Let us get peachy long-legs here to take the rear; I will take the left flank and you head for the right making it look like you are going to retreat, but, then, you will come at them from the front. See? We will form a tinchel and circle them into a space of no escape, after which we will unleash our carnivorous instincts on their feather-covered flesh! Now, remember those chickadees back home? They were so flighty. These winged menaces look a bit more intimidating. We should go into this mission with a sense of patte de velours as pinky seems to think we are super adorable, even though we are killers and only put up with her for pets and foods. I think this way, the squawkers will not be as likely to sense their imminent doom. Oh, look! There are like a dozen of them now! We are going to be roly-poly weiners for a whole week! Wait? What? Damn pinky is bloviating on that flashy-chiming rectangle again! We need to initiate Operation Chicken Dinner now! Okay, here is what we do. She’s a neatnik, so–quick–roll around in the sand. When she bends down to brush you off, I will grab the bling thing and you whine: she is a sucker for that. Then, when, she is cooing you, lick her face and tell her the plan. We hold the buzz box hostage until she obliges our demand to join us lynch dogs, but, most important, do not tell her she is only in for one bird-beast until after the slaughter. It is the perfect crime, not bird-brained in any way. But, there will certainly be bird brains for dinner tonight! ; )

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