Leafy greens, succulent and nutritious, beware the approaching Megatherium in need of a snack.

While you could elucidate reasons to pass on a nosh, you taste more yum than the oxygen you give back.

A tzimmes could effectively protest a move to beast’s rumbly tumbly, but plants can neither scream nor punch.

And, as enchanting are your curves and hues, you make for a more sonsy creature if taken in as their lunch. ; )